We all know that some people are selfish ... and it seems that the season of goodwill at the end of the year tends to bring it out as well. But you'd think that by the age of 24, people would move beyond the "I don't want you to have it" childish behaviour.
But evidently a woman in Blue Springs, Missouri, just couldn't allow her boyfriend to have his own cell phone back. I don't know if she wasn't finished making phone calls or if she didn't want him to answer the phone or perhaps she decided that he shouldn't call someone that he wanted to call. But her delightfully mature response really took the cake.
She attempted to swallow the phone to keep him from using it.
Check this out, if you don't believe me.
Evidently after attempting to swallow the phone, her boyfriend had to call 911 ... why? Evidently she was "having difficulty breathing." Gee, ya think? Ya think not quite being able to swallow the cell might mean a little difficulty in breathing?
And how did he call? "Honey, breathe real hard for a minute." Or was it more like "Now lemme just thunk your throat three times to call the ambulance" ???
Her identity and condition have not been released ... and I would assume that if this woman has any shred of dignity left, she doesn't want to her identity to be known!
"Can you hear me now?"
I do hope santa brings her a lump of coal ... shaped like a cell phone, of course.
Posted by Red Monkey at December 24, 2005 3:55 PM |
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I know that they are making cell phones smaller and smaller these days, but it takes a real freaking genius to try and swallow one. She would have really been in trouble if it was one of those huge phones they had back in the 80's.
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shrinkingwop said:
You know when I was a boy I had to walk 30 miles through the snow to get to a pay phone before I could swallow the receiver.
Um... of course we could still pull it out from the cord.
Happy Holidays and a great New Year to you and yours.
Tony
December 25, 2005 10:26 AMsuki said:
Crazy, stupid. Hahaha.
December 25, 2005 12:06 PMeuin said:
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December 25, 2005 9:21 PMJetting Through Life said:
It takes all kinds!!
Congrats on your award! It's well deserved!!
December 26, 2005 9:21 AM
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