Hearts
May 5, 2006

I am a very tangential person. You start talking about tomatoes, and I start thinking about spaghetti sauce which leads to thinking about the cat who LOVES good, chunky tomato spaghetti sauce, which reminds me of how he likes avocadoes, which makes me say aloud, "I want some guacomole." Well, it made sense to me, anyway.

So a couple of years ago, I'm at a conference and there's really not any phone service out there. But we are wired to the internet. So, the ony communication we have is via email because she didn't like the idea of a chat program.

I get this email from her in which she is going on about some Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode she just saw (we both love the show) and then, she tries to be all sweet and romantic at the end of the email. She says something like, "I hold your heart in my hands."

And all I could think was: eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww, messy!!!

One of these days I'm going to tell that story one too many times and she's gonna haul off and whack me one.

But really, this says more about my tangential thought processes than anything else.

I wonder when the animated series is gonna finally come out?

And if you could follow my line of thought on that last question, I'll give you 50 BlogMad credits. Put the answer in the comments along with the appropriate web link to what I'm referencing. :)

Oh, and if you're looking for Red Monkey jeans, I don't have any here and I don't know where you can get them, and I wish Google would put Red Monkey Jeans ads in the sidebar so you people could at least get your fricking jeans and get off my site. :) Have a nice day.

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talksmart said:

Hi. The series is dead...it'll never gonna come out.
wikipedia

Red Monkey says: damn. Last I'd heard from Joss' site, he said he was gonna keep that project alive no matter what. *sigh*
May 5, 2006 6:22 PM

 

Rebelgirl said:

Man, buffy is probably my favorite show in the entire world. I pretty much the only television I watch, buffy re-runs.
An animated series would probably be pretty lame though, I gotta say. Spike would not look nearly as hot as a cartoon character.

http://www.tv.com/buffy-the-animated-series/show/16283/ summary.html

I think this dude above me got it first but he's obviously not nearly as kickass as I am

Thanks for your comments, btw. You seem like a pretty chill guy. Way to be!

RebelGirl

Red Monkey says: Oh, I'm such a cartoon junkie, I think this would have been awesome! It wouldn't have been the same, by any means, but it would have been fun. And thanks, I love your blog! :)
May 6, 2006 7:15 PM

Talk about random thoughts!! ;o) I would say that the animation would have something to do with Buffy or Hearts, or Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!!!

XXOO,
JTL

May 7, 2006 6:27 AM

 

candoor said:

I do not tell you this nearly enough (at least I think I might have mentioned it before, but if I didn't well, then this is the first time and that only emphasizes the fact that I do not tell you this nearly enough at all), but I absolutely love your mind... not that I would actually make love to your mind in a physical sense, because that would be as messy as holding your heart in her hand, but I would hug your mind gentle and try not to make a mess if it was in my hands... yeah, so anyway, I now can be sure I told you at least once, so next time I can say I don't tell you nearly enough and it won't be the first time, unless I forget like I did this time, in which case it'll be the first time all over again, at least for me...

one of these days I hope to find time to chattle with you in the shoutbox... it could explode, but that's ok, I'll bring glue and an umbrella... until then, I'll just glance in every now and then and be amused by your mind... from afar... all platonic and respectful... I'm going to watch Joe Vs. the Volcano now and in between drooling over Meg Ryan, I'll dream of being on that island running amuck...

love your day, because somebody has to :)

May 8, 2006 6:40 AM
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