NEWSFLASH
April 1, 2007

WARNING
Hackers have infiltrated every major server and pipeline on the internet. The 'net is coming DOWN. The sky is FALLING, people. You have just minutes left to backup every internet file you have or risk losing it all. Most financial institutions in utter panic as they frantically attempt to re-learn the use of the abacus to prepare for the loss of the internet.

This is not a drill ... burn all data to CD or DVD and they might just survive this internet outage. Flash drives/Jump drives will be vulnerable to invasion by remote virus at this desperate time. Hard drives will be deleted. This is the worst internet disaster since Galileo claimed the Earth moved around the Sun.

Keep in mind that all satellite TV will go down, most traffic lights (unless you live in a small city) ... and most of all ... you're going to lose your blog.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled surfing. Enjoy your last few moments of free surf, tomorrow you'll have to go outside and surf waves instead.

Posted by Red Monkey at April 1, 2007 8:09 AM | Blog | | StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble |

 

Red said:

A very happy April fool's to you too endy

April 1, 2007 12:55 PM

 

MsDemmie said:

Happy AFD to you too !

April 1, 2007 6:39 PM

I'm still waiting for the apocalypse....is this just a temporary delay? (Or perhaps it's like one of Daizies brb's, huh?)

April 2, 2007 5:23 AM

 

jodi said:

so silly ......
oh and miksters dead

April 2, 2007 7:38 PM
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