If Microsoft were HQ'd in Georgia
August 8, 2007

Another old chestnut of an email forward ... some of these make me cringe, but most of them are hysterical ... again, probably dates around 1996 or so (dig the Windows '95 being the hot new MS system)

Ways things would be different if Microsoft was headquartered in South Georgia


1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders
2. Instead of an hourglass icon you'd get an empty beer bottle
3. Occasionally you'd bring up a window that was covered with a Hefty bag
4. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of "Ahh-ight" or "Naw"
5. Instead of "Ta-Da!", the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos
6. The "Recycle Bin" in Winders '95 would be an outhouse
7. Whenever you pulled up the Sound Player you'd hear a digitized drunk redneck yelling "Freebird!"
8. Instead of "Start Me Up", the Winders '95 theme song would be Achy-Breaky Heart
9. Power Point would be named "ParPawnt"
10. Microsoft's programming tools would be "Vishul Basic" and "Vishul C++"
11. Winders 95 logo would incorporate Confederate Flag
12. Microsoft Word would be just that: one word
13. New Shutdown WAV: "Y'all come back now!"
14. Instead of VP, Microsoft big shots would be called "Cuz"
15. Hardware could be repaired using parts from an old Trans Am
16. Microsoft Office replaced with Micr'sawft Henhouse
17. Four words: Daisy Duke Screen Saver
18. Well, the first thing you know, old Bill's a billionaire
19. Spreadsheet software would include examples to inventory dead cars in your front yard
20. Flight Simulator replaced by Tractor Pull Simulator
21. Microsoft CEO: Bubba Gates

Posted by Red Monkey at August 8, 2007 7:25 AM | Never Underestimate the Power of Human Stupidity | | StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble |

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