The One That Got Away
October 12, 2006

So I have no use for camera phones. Sorry. I hate cell phones with a passion and only have one so the other half can keep up with me (she kind of insisted). That's about the only person who even has my cell number. I did wish, on Christmas day about two or three years ago, that I'd had a camera, any camera, to have taken a picture of the Assembly of God marquis which stated, in its locked streetside sign: "We love God because he fist loved us."

That's not a typo.

How very old testament of them.

Anyhow, I didn't have a cell phone with me then, so owning a camera phone at that time wouldn't have done me any good, I suppose.

But yesterday as I drove to my allergy shot, oh, how I wished for a camera phone to capture the absolutely stunning Virginia license plate in front of me. I sat, stunned for just a moment ... in shock ... doing the whole LOL-thing for really ... cursed myself for not having a camera phone ... and then, in a moment of rare clarity ... I remembered! There's a camera on my PDA! No sooner had I reached for my briefcase than the light changed to green. Had I not had an allergy appointment, I would have followed the dude until I got the snap. Alas, like God fist-loving the Assembly of God church, it was not meant to be.

However, Google Images + Photoshop = a nice recreation of the license plate.

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blueyes said:

gotta be quicker than this man lol

thats why i have a camera phone :)

That would've been hilarious to see though

There is a personalized license plate creator program somewhere on the net but I can't find it now.

October 12, 2006 4:50 PM


jodi said:

HA!!!!!!!!!!! I love it! LOVE IT!

I want it.

October 13, 2006 8:33 AM


P. Robertson said:

I had no idea the Assemblies of God church had become so progressive in their alternative sexuality outreach ministry. I wonder if this particular church would be willing to consider hosting the 2006-2007 Kinkfest Convention. I would be willing to demonstrate some new fisting techniques I picked up on my latest visit to Bangkok.

October 13, 2006 3:53 PM
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