Sad News
December 20, 2006

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.

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Cat said:

Have you lost your mind? If so, let's take over the world together... :D

December 19, 2006 10:22 PM


Ann said:


December 20, 2006 5:59 AM


Red said:

you made me smile....thank you ((endy))

December 20, 2006 1:16 PM


Kat said:

Pun Heaven

December 21, 2006 1:02 AM


Smash said:

Ah my dear Endy. I can always rely on you to roll out another half baked entry that somehow makes me giggle. Smashxxx

December 24, 2006 7:33 AM


jodi said:

Hee heee

December 24, 2006 7:37 AM


MsDemmie said:

Just dropping by to wish you and yours a Happy Christmas

have a good one.

December 24, 2006 1:18 PM


Kitten Cultist said:

Too funny!

December 24, 2006 5:56 PM


candoor said:

how I possibly continue to fail to return here more often is one of those unexplained mysteries that have no reason or rhyme (well, maybe a little rhyme some of the time, but reason, in fact, simply lacks)... surely I could use the inspiration of a mind as brilliant as yours... surely I could benefit from the humor you bring to my funny bones... surely goodness and mercy will follow, wait, that's another irreverent aside...

I am very happy you are still writing and even more happy I can find you now and then... Merry Happy wonderful days every day of your life, with perhaps the occasional off day to enhance the appreciation of the mostly wonderful days, but ever increasing happy happy joy joy in the real world for you is my wish...

and now I shall return to the laughter you inspired :)

December 25, 2006 2:06 AM


bunnybeth said:

Very funny! Happy holidays.

December 26, 2006 1:40 AM


Red said:

endy come home! we miss you

December 26, 2006 7:26 PM


Anita said:

OH NO! What a sad day! Now I'll have to switch to hostess brand, yuck.

December 26, 2006 11:29 PM


Jane Lake said:

How did you cook this one up?

December 27, 2006 10:02 AM
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