Hello What??
December 1, 2006

So, okay, first I have to say ... I hate pink. I've always hated pink. I'm sure it's because my mom wanted a girly-girl and I most certainly was not a girly-girl.

But I understand the current movement to make everything pink. Everything from Cubs hats done in pink to pink snowboards and skateboards and the resurgence of Hello Kitty. Regaining girl power and all that ... girls ... women ... doing things that used to be the realm of da boys.

But this? THIS??? This is an abomination!

(Okay, I admit it, I think the butterfly one is actually kinda cool for what it is. ... but still! i'd rather have an ergonomic guitar than a butterfly.)

All right now ... there's now need to get all shirty and such. That stupid butterfly guitar is simply the least offensive of the three. If i had a five year old, who loved all things girly and wanted some such abomination of a guitar, I would be more likely to give in on the butterfly than I would the other two.
However, it cannot be stated strongly enough: these are all still abominations of guitars. ... and Mr. Mikey-Mike there is cruisin' for a bruisin', methinks!


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MsDemmie said:

I dont do PINK either - the butterfly is the most acceptable of the above ..........

( Down with Pink)

December 1, 2006 5:40 AM


Ma Titwonky said:

Abomination would be exactly the right word. And that Hello Kitty thing is more like The Guitar From Hell.

December 1, 2006 8:03 AM


mike said:

Oh...you are so much a girly, girl.


December 1, 2006 10:45 AM


jodi said:

did you fall down? lol
Oh my those hurt me eyes!
Nah you want a jackson, or a strat! I will show ya a pic of the one we got for the teen for christmas...spoiled $%^&**

and mike called you a girly girl? *GASP*

December 1, 2006 10:58 AM


Peety said:

You pink hater YOUUUUUUUU


December 2, 2006 12:01 AM


Tracey said:

I can't stand girly girly stuff either!!

December 2, 2006 12:06 AM


mike said:

(((ass pat for the girly, girl)))

ducks and runs away.....really, really fast.


December 2, 2006 9:24 AM


jodi said:

hmmm I heard, that you made an edit?? Had to come see...Oh and the tattle tale I swore I'd never tell coughmikecough...


December 2, 2006 11:19 AM


Beth said:

Don't knock Hello Kitty dammit! :D
They even make a Hello Kitty vibrator. Not that I have one.

December 2, 2006 6:23 PM


Katrina said:

Does the SQUIER name on the pink Hello Kitty guitar refer to guitar great Billy Squier???

December 4, 2006 11:52 AM
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