At Least Something Made Me Laugh Today
January 19, 2009
Ahhhhh, you just gotta laugh at the spammers sometimes. And just LOVE that last bit - don't communicate with the impostors, now, ya hear?

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of Fedex, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.

Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by cordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $180.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.

NAME: Kelvin Williams
Telephone Numbers: +234-702-958-3788

Do contact Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE with your details:


So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment informations which you'll use in making payment of $180.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.

We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

FBI Director Robert S.Mueller III.

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possesion of your ATM CARD, you are hereby adviced only to be in contact with Mr. Kelvin Williams of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

Posted by Red Monkey at January 19, 2009 5:57 PM | Never Underestimate the Power of Human Stupidity | | StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble |


Bobbie said:

Puppy scammers are among the impostors? Who'd've thunk it?!

January 19, 2009 7:04 PM


Claudia said:

I just received this email yesterday, and although I know it was a scam, I just wanted to see how far they would go. I reported it to the FBI of course, since they are using the FBI seal etc. I have not yet heard back from the FBI but Mr. Kelvin WIlliams called me twice last nite, (I did not pick up) and I spoke with him this morning. He wanted to know where I was in sending the $110 I told him that I have yet to get into my email, so I had not seen his latest correspondence. I just want to see how far the @#$ will go.
I would love to nail these people!

February 19, 2009 9:44 AM
Free Pixel Advertisement for your blog